| Fear not, Captain. Despite appearances, he knows what he is doing... |
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Hyun-ki : "I have more important things to worry about, such as how they make those chia pets... I wonder if I could market one based on my likeness."
Tai-yu : "I'm sure they would humour the idea of making one of you considering the likeness. Lovely on the outside; empty on the inside."
Hyun-ki : "Much like you are a living Twinkie. Strangely squishable on the outside, yet filled with something highly indistinguishable and possibly toxic."
Tai-yu : "At least Twinkies have a greater use than Chia Pets."
Hyun-ki : "Indeed they do. People overeat them and then they regret eating them in the first place. Essentially their function is to continue that bitter circle of making one miserable through eating."
Tai-yu : "As opposed to those useless Chia Pets that people tend to ask themselves : 'What exactly was I thinking when I wasted the eeni on that?'"
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